Chopped Chumps - 2.20.25

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🗓️ 20 February 2025

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0:40.3	Mitch McConnell announced that he won't run for the Senate again
0:46.3	because he's just a mere shell of his former self.
0:51.3	Don't boo the Canadian national anthem tonight.
0:56.0	But when they play, oh, Canada, just chant.
0:59.0	Pear rifts, pair rips, tear rips, tear rips, tear rips.
1:03.0	Howie, with Patel's confirmation today, I guess you could say we cashed in.
1:13.6	Europeans need to shut up.
1:18.6	After all, they smell worse than Jerry Nadler.
1:24.2	Doge has discovered $23 million paid out in K.O. grants,
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