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The deals are endless. Joe Biden said he won't make the mistake again of checking his watch at the dignified transfer

instead he's going to politely ask one of the parents for the time.

Why does Governor Greg Abbott need a wheelchair?

Because it's hard to move around with balls that big.

All right, all right, we're got a dedication here tonight.

I own her, this is for your 50th birthday.

Afterwards, we're gonna do Jailbird Rock for your husband.

You ain't a nothing but a hound dog whining all the time. You ain't nothing but a hound dog lying all the time. You ain't

a never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.

Caitlin Jenner accused Bruce Jenner of touching her private parts 30 years ago.

Bruce said in court, well, yes, but now Caitlin's suing him for $80 million.

She'll probably get it.

Here in Magicay Falls, could it be that Walgreens is not leaving the area because of racism, but because Democrat

policies in that area suck and suck bad.

And during today's dignified transfer, three US soldiers killed in Jordan

Brandon also quietly took time to honor that day when he received Bo's

casket coming back from Iraq.

Come on man I heard those people in one of my home states of Pennsylvania was dealing with Punct attorney Bill.

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