Chopped Chumps - 2.11.25

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🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Enjoy these Doge approved Chumps, no wasted Chumps over here. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. If Joe Biden learns anything about negotiations from watching his successor in the White House,
0:31.8	he will start asking for all the footing in the nursing home at lunch so. Suddenly gets two instead of one at supper.
0:39.6	Hey, Howie.
0:40.8	Did you see Mr. Frosty was trying to get a meeting the other day and they wouldn't let him in?
0:45.7	Maybe they should have brought in Elizabeth Warren and they could have smoked a piece pipe and had a powwow.
0:51.1	Big balls.
0:52.7	Harry balls.
0:55.0	What's next? Numb Nuts?
0:56.0	How do you know you've reached Doge puberty?
0:59.0	Why, Harry and Big Balls?
1:01.0	Harry Balls is preparing the planet Mars for Democrat and Palestinian extradition.
1:07.0	Howie, Bill Gates here.
1:10.0	I want to extend an invitation to all those federal workers that are getting canned.
1:15.4	Might be time to learn how to code, you think?
1:17.9	Rumor has it that New York Mayor Eric Adams was about to report his prosecution for alleged
1:24.2	bribery by foreign officials to Chuck Schumer's government abuse hotline
1:29.4	when he found out the Trump Department of Justice had just dropped his case.
1:35.0	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
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