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It's not just a great life, it's a great afterlife as well.

Richard Gere says that Donald Trump is a bully.

Well, only a weenie would say something like that.

Howie, now that Trump took away Biden's security clearance,

does he have to give back his secret Dakota ring?

Shadenfroid, Shaddenfroid, enjoying Democrat

follow.

Shaddenfroid, Shaddenford, Shaddenford, what's Trump gonna defund tomorrow?

Kind of have to hand it to granny for creating such a massive shakedown organization.

Let's hope it really gets dozed.

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To waste millions of taxpayer dollars, stay on the line for the next available representative.

Only dog face lying pony soldiers may apply.

Hey, Harvard, tighten your belt or tap your endowment.

Why can't my congressman say that?

That was your last chump line message.

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