Chopped Chumps - 12.9.25

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🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:29.8	Governor Hill. Governor Healy will not be denied, shutting down pipelines, with gay pride.
0:33.5	For arrogant tones, we all are able to see.
0:35.3	But does anybody know?
0:37.1	Does she swat to take a pee?
0:41.7	Speaking of whales, did they name the humpback whale after Hunter Biden?
0:46.8	Hey, hypothetically, if Monica Nutt, you remember her, right?
0:54.2	If Monica Nutt married Nancy Numb of Nashville, would she then be Monica Numb Nutt? You just spoke about Mara Healy and her hack girlfriend in qualified position.
1:01.7	What position were you talking about?
1:04.0	Hey, Howie, I'm sick of people coming to this country that don't want to work.
1:08.2	They don't obey our laws that hate America, that hate Israel.
1:11.7	Wait a minute, I just describe the UN.
1:13.9	I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Somalia
1:19.6	and to the Islamic Republic for which it stands.
1:23.6	One nation under Allah with liberty and justice for the protected class.
1:30.1	That was your last chump line message.
1:32.8	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:34.5	You chump.
1:35.8	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:38.9	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries
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