Chopped Chumps - 12.5.25

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🗓️ 5 December 2025

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.7	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
0:32.2	Well, speaking of Governor Newskam, it only goes to show the way he sits is that he's got no flipping balls.
0:37.7	Chinako boat captains are going to start carrying fishing rides. That should really help them.
0:39.6	This is a reminder.
0:41.5	If you're a Netflix subscriber, you're feeding the Obama.
0:47.3	El Salvadorian gangbangers.
0:51.0	Drug runners from Venezuela, Somali and fraudsters, who cares?
0:56.0	Trump call Walsi R word!
0:59.0	Corrupt Somalis, corrupt Somalis, Minneapolis and beyond.
1:05.0	Corrupt Somali, Corrupt Amale, Corrupts Amale
1:09.0	Ophorvus and beyond. Wooo! Come on, parma'a, gotta'amale, for all Muslims and beyond.
1:11.6	Woo!
1:12.6	Come on, Howie, you know Jake just made an honest mistake.
1:17.6	Damn it, Howie, the Democrats have a reason to hate Donald Trump.
1:23.6	He started three new wars.
1:26.6	The war on corruption? the war on poverty, and now the war on drugs.
1:36.1	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:42.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:47.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:52.0	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
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