Chopped Chumps - 12.4.23

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🗓️ 5 December 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Enjoy these chumps that didn't make the cut. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. The real truth is that $1,380 a month to the big guys, really just $1,380 less that Hunter can spend on Hooker's cocaine and booze.
0:33.0	How about that Diane Warwick?
0:36.0	Do you know the way to set a fey?
0:39.0	I misspoke when I said Queen Latifah was a prime time enemy.
0:46.0	Iraq America told me that President Netanyahu is our prime enemy.
0:52.0	Joe Biden is just another sub.
0:58.0	Like so many we have known
1:02.0	with his secret pulley picking in any door to anyone
1:08.9	to dare to disagree. uh...
1:15.0	two words, Tucker Carlson.
1:18.0	I bet that made Paul Ryan spit his skin milk through his nostrils.
1:22.0	Everybody doesn't like something
1:26.0	and nobody seems to like Sheila Lee.
1:30.0	The old truffle was slim, Fat, and Nun.
1:35.0	But Slim left town with the Nun.
1:38.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:41.0	Thank you for calling Howie Carr, you chump. Chump Line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You Chump.
1:44.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our CheapBastard deals.
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