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Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, left and right.

Biden is left and Trump is right.

Sunday night when Brandon said that someone had been, quote, selectively and unfairly prosecuted, for a brief moment, I thought he must be talking about Trump.

Padiet Obama, now he's not known as the worst VP. Blah, blah, blah. I fucked that one all up.

If I had a dollar for every time that Joe Biden lied, I'd be a very rich man right now. But instead, I'm broke bust.

Hey, Howie.

The reason the city councilwoman was in the drug camp was because she was conducting an

investigation.

So after just one year of bad behavior,

Santa Claus will usually fill somebody's stocking with coal.

It'll be very interesting to see what Donald Trump fills the Democrats' stockings with

after four years of bad behavior.

I think somebody's going to need bigger stockings.

Holly, I think these pardons are going to be like, you know, Oprah, you know.

Instead of you get a car, you get a pardon, and you get a pardon, you know, instead of you get a car, you get a pardon and you get a pardon and another

badger's ass not in a sling.

That was your last chump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You chump.

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