Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from

restaurants to breweries to spas.

The deals are endless and they are cheap.

The deals are endless. The highest court in Colorado took Donald Trump off the ballot. The question is,

how high were they and what were they high on?

Clearly Democrats have to stand by Harvard's president as one of the first gay women of color. Instead of calling her

work plagiarism, I call it verbal reparations. We look and we see a border crisis.

Joe Barton works and he sees a voter registration crisis.

Hey Howie, what did one piece of whale excrement say to the other piece of whale excrement when Joe

botan and Camilla Harris's poll numbers came out. Oh my it's getting crowded

down here. This just in Ben Carden's aide got off. He used the poop hole loophole.

One of the boxes on Mimi's snack cart looks like insulin syringes.

Howie, I have received Hunter Biden's most recent visitor lock

and I start crack healer, hooker, big guy, diamond delivery, coke dealer,

Narcan salesman, stripper, Dead Brothers White.

That's it thus far.

That was your last chump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You chump.

Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

Go to Howiecar Show.com and click on store

...