Chopped Chumps - 12.18.24

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🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Joe Biden.
0:27.3	Due to unforeseen circumstances, the White House has then declared a no Joe zone.
0:33.6	Hey, Howie, did you hear that George Stephanopoulos is a little mad?
0:38.3	They said his Lilliputian audience is diminishing by the day.
0:43.1	So sad.
0:44.1	You couldn't get a 7 o'clock dinner reservation?
0:46.9	Do you know who I am?
0:48.0	Time is catching up with Biden, and truth lags way behind the media.
0:54.5	CNN and MSNBC have been found liable for fake news.
0:59.9	Come on, man.
1:01.6	I'm the best Biden ever.
1:04.0	Time is on my slide like Mick used to sing.
1:07.8	Why, I'm as sharp as a bowling ball as Foghorn Leghorn used to say. Not a joke.
1:15.6	Rambo Biden has already freed 100 hostages. Hamas, I'm coming for you.
1:23.5	Oh, lovely. Holly Carr said he was against food stamps before he was for them.
1:31.6	Who does that?
1:34.7	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:40.6	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to Howie Car show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:50.8	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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