Chopped Chumps - 12.17.24

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🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Flying in like drones over New Jersey, here's a new batch of Chopped Chumps. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Holdit Healy is upset about all the drones over Massachusetts
0:29.9	because she can't figure out how to tax them
0:32.5	The Trump Library needs the gold-plated memorial George Stephanopolis urinal.
0:40.2	Just like O.J spent the rest of his life looking for Nicole Brown's real killer,
0:45.4	so too the DOJ and FBI had spent the past eight years looking for the real leakers
0:52.2	and the truth about the Russia, Russia, Russia,
0:54.8	hope.
0:55.3	Hey, Howie, when Brandon found out that the Iranian wasn't...
1:03.7	One more time.
1:05.1	Come on, man.
1:06.9	I told Jill that the President Jill that I wanted to spend Christmas at Ntucket Vineyard with my billionaire friends, but when I called them up, they said they're all going to someplace called Mar-a-Lago.
1:18.3	No joke.
1:19.5	Maybe it was the New Jersey State Department of Tourism that released the drones in an attempt to draw more visitors to the Garden State over the holiday season.
1:27.1	We should trade Joe and Kamala for hostages while we still came. an attempt to draw more visitors to the Garden State over the holiday season.
1:31.8	We should trade Joe and Kamala for hostages while we still can.
1:36.2	Howie, does the 10% die with the big guy?
1:39.9	That was your last chump line message.
1:41.6	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:42.7	You chump.
1:46.1	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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