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As a transgender woman who happens to be pregnant, I can tell you right now the country's

much better off. I just got my flight suit yesterday.

Yeah, Howie, this wokeness thing is getting a little out of control. Now it's infesting our

Christmas music. I mean, come on, there ain't no way,

no bleep in a way that an entire Siberian orchestra is trans. I'm telling you, I'm not buying it,

not for a minute. Apparently, there's a new safe and effective drug to reduce the milk industry's

methane production. The EPA tried to clear the dairy air on the subject by saying the

alternative was for people to cut the cheese from their diet. Boy, Biden is pardoning everybody.

Even pardoned DB.B. Cooper.

Hey, Howie.

The problem that Trump had at the Army Navy game is that he forgot to invite Taylor Swift to be with him.

There would have been a lot of panic to the box if she was there.

All right, Howie. Have a good day.

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