The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. I'm not sure which way Nancy Pelosi fell, but if she face planted, she'll probably be okay.

Thanks to Liz Warren, otherwise known as liawaka, bank overdraft fees will be limited to only five small beads or five clamshells.

Included in Brandon's controversial pardons and commutations were a Chinese nationalist convicted of kiddie porn,

and in a goodwill gesture, he pardoned the ghost of Christmas yet to come.

When reporters asked Corinne John Pia what the president thought of the drone,

she said she'll circle back when she finds out who that is.

Oh, Nancy Pelosi's in the hospital? Was there any cameras involved?

Howie, how many tires do you think Tim Walton, his wife, will burn to stay warm this winter?

By the way, I hear his preferred brand is Firestone.

Well, well, well, Harry Reid's exercise machine is on the road again.

Mitch McConnell's in a wheelchair.

Nancy Pelosi is in the hospital.

Get me one of them.

That was your last chump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You chump.

Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.

The deals are endless, and they are cheap.