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Trump doesn't have any criminal sons to pardon, so he did the next best thing.

He sent Don Jr. Sex halfway around the world.

An alien crayfish attached to one spine causing the rare medical condition known as numnuts

should not indeed precipitate nor rationalize the demise of another.

During a congressional oversight hearing, did Lewis DeJoy really go postal?

It's completely out of touch and is an insult to the American people and their lived experience.

Kind of sounds like Luigi was just confirming what we've been telling about Brandon for the last four years.

The image of Dr. Jill gazing at Donald Trump popped up on my feet.

And it just makes me wonder, is that how Kamala gazed at Willie Brown?

Can I get me a drone hunting license here?

Who he's making a list, checking it twice.

Gonna find out who's getting deported by ICE.

Donald Trump is coming to town.

Hey, Howie.

Those could be UFOs looking for a leader.

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