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The deals are endless. Yeah, this is Tony Fauchy. I want just to know when people are questioning me, they're not questioning the science. They're questioning God himself.

Wouldn't it be kind of homophobic for Harvard to fire gay?

As for a friend?

This weekend all the Republican candidates were looking for more donors,

except Chris Christie was looking for more dough nuts.

Dear Magic Apoll, does Andrew Cuomo expect all those in New York City that he sent to an early

grave and retirement homes to vote for him when he runs for mayor?

Yeah, uh, Howie, uh, Gillen Mavenny at Penn State University for a $40,000 lecture.

She only grew four people.

Hmm.

I guess that's not going to be a big deal anymore for the transgender stuff.

When it comes to the U Penn President, Rocky Recoon said it best.

Her name was McGill, but she called herself Lille, and everyone knew her as Nancy.

In Sheila Jackson Lee's concession speech, she graciously said, and I quote You can't be gee and I've been gee because you're free and you

you're scrappy and you can please.

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