Chopped Chumps - 12.10.24

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🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Enjoy these Chumps who have a take on the large eyebrowed fellow in jail. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Joe and Jill went up Capitol Hill to fetch a pail of money.
0:29.2	Well, guess what?
0:30.5	Joe fell down and broke his crown, and Jill grabbed a pail and said, see ya.
0:34.9	It's not that the moon bats are mindless, heartless and lawless.
0:38.9	It's just that before passing judgment, they need to settle who is cuter, Luigi
0:43.5	Mangione or Brian Thompson.
0:45.8	He's making a list, checking it twice.
0:49.8	A lot of people going to be deported by ice.
0:53.2	Donald Trump is coming to town.
0:57.0	CNN panelists making racist statements are finding they cannot get off Scott Free.
1:04.2	The only silver lining about Taylor Lorenz is that she's probably never going to have children.
1:09.7	Maybe someday Luigi can share with us as lived experience as a prison wife.
1:15.9	So I hear David Hogg, trying to hedge his way into running a DNC.
1:22.1	That'll probably get shot down.
1:24.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:27.2	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:29.0	You chump.
1:30.3	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:33.4	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:40.5	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
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