Chopped Chumps - 12.01.23

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🗓️ 2 December 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
0:13.0	I'm...
0:15.0	I... ...
0:17.0	... ...
0:18.0	... ...
0:21.0	... I... I could steal all the gold bars I could pull all the fire alarms if I was just a
0:29.8	Democrat.
0:30.8	He isn't Chris Christie's commercials? It's all the same policies as Trump. The only thing he brings to the table is, well, himself.
0:39.0	Poor George Santos. If only he had limited his activities to having gay sex with an underage
0:45.5	page, he'd still be in Congress today and celebrated.
0:49.2	Joe Biden said Kamala Harris will be attending cop 28 to support local law enforcement.
0:56.0	Howie, I think Joe was confused when he said he was talking to Deng Xiaoping in the
1:02.1	Himalayas who's been dead for 30 years. I think he was really
1:05.7	talking about his son Hunter or as we like to call him one hung low.
1:10.5	So no more Henry Kissinger but we're still stuck with Joe Snipping Girls.
1:16.0	From the mountains to the sea, alcohol is...
1:21.0	Bad-ass wheat.
1:24.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:29.0	Thank you for calling Howie Carr, you chump.
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