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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 11.4.25

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Howie Carr

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4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,

0:10.1

available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Just curious,

0:26.1

Is becoming an orphan

0:27.4

on prosecution for a prison

0:30.4

Asking for a friend, well, not really a friend,

0:33.8

well, just someone who's not sure about a auto print party anymore.

0:39.3

Howie, last weekend I went to a carnival. I saw a snake oil salesman. Looked a lot like Gavin Newsom.

0:46.8

Hey, Howie. Is there any truth to the rumor that the Yankees' new uniform is going to have a hammer and sickle on it.

0:55.7

Wish I had a dollar

0:56.8

but every time I heard from a Democrat

0:59.2

that illegal aliens don't receive wealth in.

1:02.7

That was Powerball.

1:04.1

See, Howie?

1:05.1

It doesn't matter what you call Mondani.

1:07.5

Democrats, Socialists, Communists,

1:10.6

they're all the same thing. Satanist.

1:13.2

How is George W. Bush ever going to survive without his brain?

1:19.1

What's the meal menu at the local jails for those EBT holders that want to want to

1:24.1

climb free? That was your last chump line message.

1:28.5

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:30.3

You chump.

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