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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 11.3.25

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Howie Carr

News, Daily News, News Commentary, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

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0:10.1

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0:27.6

You'll vote in the blues.

0:30.6

You'll regret being part of it.

0:33.6

Because you'll lose, you'll lose.

0:36.6

These communist shoes are longing to win.

0:41.8

You will regret voting for me.

0:44.9

New York, New York.

0:47.6

Boy, was I clever?

0:49.3

I sent my kid out trick-or-treating as Governor Pritzker.

0:52.8

Everyone has given him two candy buyers.

0:55.4

And in New York City fashion reports, nine out of ten straw men prefer red gray.

1:02.3

So his background check will come back to being a successful entrepreneurial self-employed person, wouldn't it?

1:10.4

Hey, Howie, it's probably not a good idea to go to the staffer's office and pick up those

1:15.3

cartons of baggies.

1:17.1

It's amazing that President Trump knows everything.

1:20.4

I heard him say last night that Chuck Schumer's a kamikaze pilot.

1:25.3

That was your last chump line message.

1:28.0

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:29.7

You chump.

1:31.1

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