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He saved our town and yet he rode away before we could thank him.

That, friends, was the loan repayment.

Hey, Biden, to quote Groucho Marx,

why don't you drill a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Every time that I look in the mirror, all these chicks from my past getting richer.

Hey, Howie, the Israelis were busy all last night trying to get rid of those tunnels.

They were trying to blow up all those Hamas holes.

Hawi, they wanted the jury to deliberate overnight.

It was that they couldn't find any hotel rooms in New York. They were all

booked up to illegal aliens.

All these people whining about stuffing a ballot boss. They're obviously election deniers.

I've asked Sam Brendan to be my special envoy to Palestine. I

think if he could teach hispola to use new pronouns, then that would solve the problem with Israel

aiding on them.

They could be called Herbola.

Sam Bankman not freed.

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