Chopped Chumps - 11.28.23

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🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. officials in Burlington say that the shooting of the three Palestinian students
0:29.6	meets the criteria for a hate crime.
0:32.5	The victims all hated America.
0:34.6	So how long can Governor Haley afford to pay a legal
0:37.2	immigrants not to work?
0:38.5	As long as it takes for them to gain legal voting rights
0:40.9	in state and federal election.
0:42.6	Hey, howie, last week you were talking about the FBI.
0:46.2	They're going to a new policy.
0:49.0	It used to be probable cause.
0:50.8	Now it's probable just because.
0:53.0	Howie, Homeland Security is worried about the miclin's preferred pronouns.
0:59.0	Aren't there preferred pronouns just free?
1:04.0	Just call them free.
1:05.0	The 19 most electrifying words to a Democrat in the English language are, I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
1:17.0	Hey, howie? Was it yesterday you played a clip of some Democrat dipstick in the media saying that it's a good thing that Brandon's in charge and not Trump because Brandon is a man of action and if anything went wrong with a ceasefire that he would be there to handle the situation.
1:34.3	Well, somebody better tell that soft puppet.
1:37.6	Batters up.
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