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The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Democrats have no way of blocking the appointment of Pam Bondi as Attorney General.

Is the reason she has no baggage because Sam Brinton stole all of it?

Pam Bondi for AG because she's not guilty.

There wasn't illegal for Nantucket who had crossed the Rio in a bucket.

The vineyards, you see, had forced him to flee.

Now he's hoteled in Puttucket.

Elon Musk should buy MSNBC and then turn around himself to Donald Trump Jr. for a dollar.

Musk will get the tax loss and Junior can start practicing the old catchphrase. You're fired.

I guess we need to thank the Democrat Party for ending the homeless situation.

Apparently, hate now has a home.

Hey, Howie, there once was an illegal immigrant from Nantucket with a rap sheet so long you could truck it.

He said with a grin, as his agents did him in, when I get to the fence, I will duck it.

That was your last chump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You chump.

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