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Brazilian child molester. Hasn't he suffered enough listening to Trump's

anti-immigrant rhetoric.

Another Brazilian gets arrested.

Gee, I wonder how many news crews will cover that.

How he said something yesterday that gave me an idea for the chump line, but it was too late to call,

so here I go now. Tell me where do you come from? Tell me, Juano, Juano!

Howard Stein, Lawrence. Wanda Wanda.

Howard Stein, Lawrenceburg-Karoiz. Has a nice ring to it.

Ain't that right, Fagel boy?

The only thing missing from Joe Biden's birthday picture was the fiddle stuffed under his chin.

It looks like for a while we won't have to be singing,

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

Howie, I have to pay $26 for your paper boy book bear that's now 1999. Can I get me a refund here?

So the mayor of College Park got 30 years for 40 counts of possession and 40

counts of distributing child pornography, I thought for sure he'd be able to plea that down to having some overdue library books.

That was your last jumpline last chump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

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