Chopped Chumps - 11.20.25

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🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.0	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
0:07.0	Get ready with ReadyWise.
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0:14.0	The Yes, Doctor.
0:29.4	Mara Healy has licked her problems.
0:32.1	Yum, yum, yum, yum.
0:33.3	The best part about not being invited to Dick Cheney's funeral is that it's about the same thing as being invited to Robert Byrd's funeral.
0:40.7	Hey, Howie, when they were digging up those broken veins off the wind turbines down at the Cape, did they find Amelia Earhart?
0:48.6	Jasmine Crocket.
0:50.6	Super genius.
0:54.0	Just like the coyote.
0:56.0	Once again, Jasmine Crockett must explain why she lashed out at a Republican without checking her fact.
1:04.5	Did you know Larry Summers was a big David Bowie fan?
1:08.0	Yeah, his favorite song was Little China Girl.
1:12.2	I heard Dick Cheney was posthumously awarded the Itchy Finger Award by the NRA.
1:19.2	That was your last chump line message.
1:22.0	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:23.7	You chump.
1:25.1	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:29.5	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:31.9	Get ready with ReadyWise.
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