Chopped Chumps - 11.19.25

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🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:35.3	If you're paro and you're feral, you'll get a lemon.
0:41.3	This little piggy went to the market.
0:44.3	This little piggy came home.
0:46.3	This little piggy tried to one-up Trump, and that's how nicknames are born.
0:51.3	Howie, we all know what ED stands for. Now it stands for equality for Democrats.
0:57.0	Howie, when the Democrats talk about an insurrection,
1:01.0	you sure they didn't need an inside erection?
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1:12.3	I'm shocked.
1:13.6	Short.
1:14.7	Short, I tell you.
1:16.2	According to Jasmine Crockett, there was a person by the name of Edward Kennedy.
1:22.1	Put a blonde in the pond.
1:25.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:29.2	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:30.3	You chump.
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