Chopped Chumps - 11.17.25

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🗓️ 17 November 2025

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.6	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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0:15.7	Bhaust
0:17.4	Bha
0:17.6	Bhapp
0:18.7	Bhapp
0:19.7	Bha
0:20.7	Bha Joe Biden said we're going to have to go back to steam engines in our car and put a
0:32.0	looming foil on our antennas. No joke. Marjorie Taylor Green says that her spat with Trump has put her life at risk.
0:40.3	Well, but given who's been shooting who lately,
0:43.3	I would suspect being on Trump's bad side is safer than being on Trump's good side.
0:50.3	Trump requesting Congress to release the Epstein files is one part calling the Democrats' bluff and one part 4D chest checkne.
0:58.6	Howie, it's amazing.
1:00.4	The Democrats' best line is they say that we got outwitted by a dementia patient.
1:08.0	Paper boy, I realized if you unscramble Zohan's last name, it spells Madman I.
1:16.6	Momdani says he'll arrest Netanyahu if he comes to New York City.
1:22.6	Mr. Tough Guy should take a trip to Israel and pick up Netanyahu himself.
1:30.3	Mossad would have a very special welcome for him.
1:33.7	That was your last chump line message.
1:35.5	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:36.6	You chump.
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