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I'm up a cookie monster, um I no longer share cookies with frogs.

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One of our presidents had the open door policy to China.

Our current president has the behind closed doors policy with China.

I'm no rocket scientist. However, since there were multiple locations linked to the

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These roads were made for driving, so here's what we should do.

If you block the road in protest, we're gonna drive right over you.

Pandas, we don't need no stinking pandas.

I mean, these Nazis that are dying.

I mean, how many versions are there out there? They've got to be running out by now.

Hey, how we, the only Flashpoint anywhere is in Joe Biden's kitchen.

Bin Laden's letter went viral.

Is that the one where he says Biden's an idiot?

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Will Smith is in a new remake, the fresh Queen of Belair.

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