Chopped Chumps - 11.13.24

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🗓️ 14 November 2024

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Enjoy these Chumps that didn't make the cut for the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Howie, this just in.
0:27.0	Trump picks Chuck Norris for the Department of Self-Defense.
0:30.6	Clown car?
0:32.4	Rachel Levine, Assistant Health Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, tricycle peddler,
0:37.0	transportation secretary,
0:38.7	Joe Biden, Commander-in-Chief?
0:40.9	Who's talking about clown cars?
0:42.7	We're talking about freaks show.
0:44.9	Howie, if I'm ever the recipient of a firing squad, I'll ask for Tim Walts.
0:50.9	He can't load his gun.
0:52.1	Don't let the story of ice axe-wielding Cory Burke
0:56.7	destroy your faith in the LGBTQIA-plus community.
1:02.8	Republicans' baby dog is banned from the Senate's floor,
1:08.2	but doggy-style Democratic staff of porn is okay.
1:11.6	When asked why the Department of Governor Efficiency needs two people, Chuck Norsey
1:16.6	replied, hey, even I can't use the chains on if I can't throw at the same time.
1:20.6	Well how we last week, I was all happy about Trump winning.
1:24.6	I'm like, Yeehah, woohoo, happy days here again. And then I was like, Yeha! Woo-hoo! Happy day's here again.
1:28.2	And now I was like, but I love to complain.
1:31.6	And I'm going to spend four years without anything to complain about.
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