Chopped Chumps - 11.04.24

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🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Enjoy this election eve edition of Chopped Chumps! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Gotta give credit to New York State Animal Control.
0:27.7	When it comes to squirrels, they give a new meaning to the phrase,
0:30.8	No nut, no gunner.
0:32.4	Howie, please tell us which of these nominees gets the gold,
0:35.8	silver, and bronze medals for legacy media bias.
0:39.7	The nominees, ABC for David Muir and Lindsay Davis debating Trump.
0:45.2	CBS for 60 minutes cleaning up Kamala's word salad.
0:49.6	Or NBC for their Saturday Night Live Kamala InfoMorship.
0:55.0	Kamala's husband said the quiet part out loud.
0:59.0	She puts her head down and gets to work.
1:02.0	You can smack my ass and call me garbage because tomorrow I'm filing for a divorce.
1:07.0	You have been sentenced to death by firing squad.
1:10.0	Blindfold?
1:14.1	No, I want to face death with my eyes wide open.
1:15.6	Cigarette?
1:17.8	No, I don't smoke.
1:18.9	It's bad for your health.
1:20.4	Rifle?
1:22.0	beg your pardon?
1:23.1	A rifle?
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