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Chopped Chumps - 10.31.23

The Howie Carr Radio Network

Howie Carr

News, Daily News, Politics, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here's some spooky Chumps that didn't quiet make it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:10.0

The deals are endless, and they are cheap!

0:13.0

HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gifts cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:19.0

You can try with this phrase.

0:26.0

The deals are endless, and the deals are endless, and the deals are endless, and the deals are endless, and the deals are endless.

0:33.0

You can't get the whole deal, but if you're fast enough, you can get the whole deal.

0:37.0

You can't get the whole deal.

0:40.0

that we were being trained to be extortionists.

0:43.0

Hey, Howie, my remote is haunted.

0:46.0

When I change the channel, I end up on the view.

0:49.0

For the Biden administration, every day is Halloween.

0:54.0

So howie, if Taylor does something really well,

0:58.0

working with you, can we say that he swiftly did something?

1:03.0

The only way plugs can win re-election

1:06.0

is for the left to pull off another selection.

1:09.0

And with the right and willing to fight,

1:12.0

we may actually need a real insurrection.

1:15.0

Okay, tune your asking brand and for secret service protection.

1:18.0

It's kind of like President Trump asking Mayor Garland

1:21.0

for equal protection under the law.

1:23.0

That was your last chump line message.

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