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One of these days, Chuck Hugh Schumer is going to cave on the budget.

And before you know it, he'll have his erection back.

The only thing bigger than Cankel's pantsuit size is her lie about Trump and the Nobel Prize.

She wouldn't support him in any sort.

She spent 10 years of her life plotting his demise.

Hakeem Jeffries should re-plug his head up his anal orophis because nature abhors a vacuum.

Day three of this horrible government shutdown.

I just drove by the National Park in Concord and there's an orange cone blocking the driveway.

Lord, please help us through these dark times. Please. and there's an orange cone blocking the driveway.

Lord, please help us through these archives, please.

Hey, maybe this is a good time to send them about 16,000 pages of a bill and tell them if they want to read it, they got to vote for it first.

I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in Argonne majoring in cross-dressing.

But when I'm really feeling naughty, I like to wear my falsies underneath a Yale sweater.

Take that Ivy League.

That was your last chump line message.

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