Chopped Chumps - 10.24.25

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🗓️ 24 October 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
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0:14.0	The Hey, owie.
0:29.2	Soon you will be hearing somebody ate something.
0:33.5	Gee, I wonder why liberals are so annoyed that with Trump back in the White House as 47,
0:39.3	the White House needs a bigger ballroom.
0:43.6	Wow, I can't wait, I'm all excited.
0:47.2	I was wondering if I could get an invitation to the opening of the Monica Lewinsky ballroom.
0:53.0	Who the heck left the ex-mayor Lightfoot out of Chicago to come out there talking?
1:02.7	Who let her out of the Star Wars Bar?
1:05.4	We got to know who let that hooligan out of the Star Wars bar?
1:11.6	B, B, B, T, S, NAP in a little bit, FSI.
1:17.4	That's how we while the day awake in the freebie commonwealth.
1:23.4	Hey, no, nothing to be ashamed about there, kids. Get them why they're free.
1:27.9	There is conflicting evidence of whether Pookie Way is guilty or not guilty of gambling corruption charges.
1:35.4	Regardless, being a corrupt deadbeat puts her in a good position to run as a Democrat candidate for some New York congressional seat.
1:44.9	Stephen A. Smith, I'll leave it up to you what the A stands for.
1:51.3	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:57.2	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
2:01.6	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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