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When she becomes president, the problems that Donald Trump fixed that she broke, she'll break the rest of the problems that...

Never mind. I don't even know a man. I heard Bill Clinton today boy he sounds like he smoke one too many

Monica Lewinsky's flavor to guys.

Give it a rest there.

Curved.

Eh, way.

In response to Senator Warren's threat to reduce prices and control costs, McDonald's will no longer offer free internet service

to its customers.

Okay, help me out here, Howie.

I understand that weak men create unhappy women but if Tim Waltz is unhappy as a woman

then what does that make Kamil Harris because she's weak and never happy?

The Holly CNN has just reported that Biden can no longer come to 21 unless he's naked.

If you are Bill Clinton, most women are vulnerable.

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You chump.

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