Chopped Chumps - 10.20.25

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🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
0:04.0	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
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0:14.0	The Saturday was like a Christmas morning for a proctologist to see all those A-holes all gathered in one spot.
0:35.2	Hey, Howie, I saw a bunch of transgender and gay people dancing in the street.
0:39.8	Maybe I should have called it the no queens rally.
0:43.0	I saw no kings, but plenty of drag queens.
0:47.6	What's Mitch McConnell's favorite culture club song?
0:51.7	I'll come before you.
0:53.7	Of course.
0:54.9	Howie, you missed it on Saturday at the King's rally.
0:58.6	We had the fake Indian, and we had Mr. Frosty, and as the fake Indian was going on the
1:04.1	warpath, she lost all of her feathers.
1:06.9	Howie, I'm so glad you're back, but I have to ask you a question.
1:12.0	Is Brett Bear wearing a rug?
1:14.9	Hey, Halley, what does a No Kings rally and a granola bar?
1:21.4	What do they have in common?
1:23.7	They both have fruits, nuts, and flakes.
1:28.7	That was your last chump line message.
1:31.5	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:33.2	You chump.
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