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Two guys walked into a Hudson restaurant wearing Nazi uniforms.

The owner said, get the hell out of here.

Hobbit Square is 10 miles that way.

If the Dems win the election, it will only be because of a handful of a legal ballot.

It must be a coincidence that you can't trust official crime statistics from the same agency

whose director claimed Trump didn't get hit by a bullet in Butler PA.

Now that the election is only a few weeks away, Democrats are bringing in Michelle Obama to handle the heavy lifting.

The New York Times insist that they publish mostly truthful hoaxes.

Howie, if there was one set of song lyrics that would remind you of Martha Reddick. What would they be?

Oh, that would be easy. Life in the Pass Lane. They had one thing in common they were good in bed. She said it

faster and faster the lights up turn and red.

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