Chopped Chumps - 10.01.25

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🗓️ 1 October 2025

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
0:10.1	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcast. Five four, three, two, one. FY.
0:21.6	FYI.
0:22.6	FYI, if you're going on a hunting trip, make sure you wear clothes that don't make you look like a squirrel.
0:46.0	Can I get out of Grand Jury duty in Maine if I say I'm Howie Carr?
0:51.6	It is such great irony that ice is moving upstream on the Chicago River months before winter even begin.
0:58.8	Nancy Pelosi said Democrats are shutting down the government for the children.
1:05.0	Yeah, AOC. I'll have a Manhattan.
1:08.7	All the illegals, please. Thank you.
1:11.1	Scientists doubt that the COVID pandemic was caused by eating bats,
1:16.1	but they have no doubt that the epidemic of socialism is caused by a steady diet of moonbat ideas.
1:24.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:27.5	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:29.2	You chump.
1:30.1	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:33.0	perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:36.1	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:40.5	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.

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