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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 1.8.24

The Howie Carr Radio Network

Howie Carr

News Commentary, News, Daily News, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Nobody knows why Lloyd Austin disappeared for a few days, but these chumps have a few guess. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from

0:08.0

restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:10.0

The deals are endless and they are cheap.

0:13.0

The deals are endless. Granted you will never see any heads roll under this current administration but you'll see plenty of eyes rolling.

0:35.0

The White House has confirmed that Lloyd Austin has gone under voluntary gender-affirming surgery

0:41.0

and a symbolic gesture to our allies that America no longer has a set.

0:46.2

Helly, all these incompetent diversity people, it's a stressful job ruining the country. They need their vacations.

0:55.0

I don't want any special treatment. Just treat me like the Georgia Secretary of State.

1:00.0

I would during his life,

1:02.0

considering his lifestyle, he could have a lot worse. I would during his life

1:03.4

have a lot worse diseases than COVID.

1:07.0

Because of the fact that Lloyd Austin didn't reveal what medical procedure that he had

1:12.0

is it wrong of me to think that he's

1:14.3

quote less of a man now? You know I missed the golden gloves last night but on the

1:19.1

plus side my shock draw is more organized than it's ever been.

1:22.3

Hunter Biden, and from the Chateau Martin. Talked more organized than it's ever been.

1:22.8

Hunter Biden, banned from the Chateau, Marmont, and not invited to Epstein Island.

1:27.8

How The Mighty Has Fallen.

1:30.2

That was your last jump line message.

1:32.4

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:34.1

You chump.

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