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available wherever you get your Howie, if I show up at a hotel in Massachusetts, and I only have a cap gun and a bag of baby powder.

Will they let me stay, and away, I have to have the real thing?

Brandon announced earlier today that he is soliciting donations for the Alpred E. Newman Wing in the Biden presidential library.

Hey, Harvey. We'll trade California and Delaware for Greenland and Canada.

Ha ha ha ha. What a move.

As crazy as it sounds, times were better during Brandon's regime when it was just commander

and major attacking secret service.

Hey, Howie, watching the Biden administration go out slowly these last days is like watching

the Titanic slowly slip under the waters. Unlike Biden, though, Titanic's lights were still on.

Can you imagine if we lived in a world where a liar's pants actually caught on fire?

How much Biden's handlers like their job each day depends on there not being any unconditional discharge.

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