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available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Poor Hillary, she was hoping for a pardon, but she ended up getting a congressional medal of freedom.

Oh well.

My mama told me Biden was like a box of chocolates.

You never know which brandon you're going to get.

Handing out awards like candy to those who serve the deep state with distinction.

Brandon took a page from Oprah saying,

You get a presidential medal of freedom and you get a presidential medal of freedom.

Hey, Howie, if I donate a lot of money to Trump,

or I know how to go ahead and scrub my server,

or if I have a father that can shoot a gun,

does that mean I get a medal?

WTF.

Hey, ex-prime minister, Trey-Dow.

Now that you're out of a job, perhaps you could learn how to code.

There's plenty of code jobs that you can learn.

You, loser, go truckers.

There was no incited erection for Chuck Schumer today.

Thank God Justin Trudeau has that minstrel show he can fall back on.

Joe Biden has taken bribes from more world leaders than any other goddamn politician.

That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.

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