Chopped Chumps - 1.28.25v

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🗓️ 28 January 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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If these Chumps were eggs they'd be the freshest Chumps, get them before the price goes up. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:31.2	are we every bit as honest as Queen John Pierre was?
0:34.5	Howie?
0:35.6	It's Selena Gomez.
0:37.7	Trump's going to deport everyone working at my mansion.
0:41.1	So now I'm going to have to stop paying minimum wage.
0:44.5	In California, that's $20 an hour.
0:50.2	Jim Acosta said he's ready to move on.
0:53.6	Well, that makes two of us.
0:56.2	Well, there's one more news journalist that will be accosted by.
1:01.5	Hopefully, another one will tap our out real soon.
1:05.0	Now that President Trump has canceled that money for the condoms in Gaza,
1:10.1	he's going to have a lot of angry goats on his hands.
1:12.6	The new CIA leader, John Radcliffe,
1:15.6	admitted that his agency has concluded that Dr. Fauci is indeed the Manchurian candidate.
1:23.6	Should we be concerned about the availability of U-Haul service for the people that
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