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that we probably wouldn't have so many mass shooting.

Just hours after Hillary condemned the Barbie movie snub,

an Oscar statue was found dangling by a string in an apparent suicide.

So the United Auto Workers endorsed Biden for president?

Well, on the bright side, when Biden bankrupts the automobile industry with his EV mandates,

they won't have to change their initials.

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