Chopped Chumps - 1.24.25

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🗓️ 24 January 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:32.6	Today, White House press secretary, Rupall, announced the president will sign executive orders banning gasoline,
0:38.5	sending nuclear weapons to Hamas, and providing federal funding for transgender fun animals.
0:44.4	Apparently every time one of his new private caregiver aids prepares to clean him,
0:48.6	Brandon reportedly exclaims, get ready, pal.
0:51.4	Can we get ourselves a little bit of Ackinside here?
0:55.8	Not only am I not sick of winning, my stomach lining might actually be healing.
1:02.7	Howie, I should slap you in the back of the head. There's only one Jesus. The rest of my
1:08.9	Hey, Zeus is. Get with it.
1:11.5	Hey, Howie. It comes to John Renan. Would you trust someone whose nickname is Lotion Pumpkin?
1:18.7	Hey, Howie, did you see Tom Holman singing, please go to Haiti for the springtime?
1:25.1	That was your last chump line message.
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1:29.5	You chump.
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