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If Nicky Haley coached the Patriots this year, she'd be shouting,

The season is far from over.

Nicky Haley will stay in the presidential race until Rube Murdoch.

Let me try that again.

I signed an executive order to block the White House pharmacy from dispensing red pills to U.S. citizens.

On the other hand, anyone in the White House can get little blue pills.

No questions past.

Hunter's Papa was the big guy Joe.

They're making money like a pimp and a ho and when they caught they'll just say it was alone

Nicki Haley will only drop out of the race at Bruker five.

Let me try it again.

Only a moron would have a victory party after they just lost.

Mickey Haley will drop out of the presidential race when Rupert Murdoch said it's okay.

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