Chopped Chumps - 1.21.26

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🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. I thought Democrats didn't like kings.
0:29.2	Why should the king of Denmark run Greenland?
0:33.1	Quantum physics is an uproar this week.
0:35.7	Then Don Lemon has forced them to actually consider that in a finite universe, there's a possibility.
0:41.4	Stupidity may be infinite.
0:44.5	Hey, stop ragging on that Second Amendment chick.
0:47.8	Use it before you lose it.
0:49.7	It's very sage advice.
0:51.6	My urologist is a conservative, and he tells me the same thing.
0:55.6	I wonder what would happen if they pulled that kind of a stunt in a mosque. Hmm,
1:02.6	Inguiring minds want to know. Dingleberry lemon. It's either a new fruit drink or what
1:09.0	James Wood called Don Lemon.
1:11.2	If you're anti-ice, well, you're just being salty.
1:15.4	Howie, can you inquire with the administration on where I need to go to get a green card to get into Greenland, please?
1:23.9	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:28.3	You chump.
1:29.7	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:35.3	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:39.7	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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