Chopped Chumps - 1.21.25

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🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Enjoy these Chumps that didn't make todays Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. If you listen closely enough, you can hear Don McLean singing January 20th,
0:29.5	20th, 2025 is the day that DEI dies.
0:33.0	Howie, dementia Joe is put in America a new mantra.
0:37.2	Crime does pay.
0:39.3	After learning of President Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accords,
0:43.5	Fred Tuneberg had just three words.
0:46.4	How dare he?
0:48.1	In addition to Brandon, Dementia Joe and the big guy,
0:51.0	the 46th president is affectionately known by family friends and freed criminals as Joe Pard.
0:56.5	Hey, howie? You got your, uh, you got your little package from Biden? Well, you gotta watch over your shoulder.
1:03.3	You don't know what's coming. So it's racist to name sports teams with American Indian names,
1:09.4	but it's racist to change the fake American Indian name of a mountain
1:14.3	peak and go back to Mount McKinley.
1:16.3	I wonder if Joe Biden knows that he's not president anymore, or if he knows he was president.
1:23.5	He knows what day in a week it is.
1:25.6	Hey, Howie.
1:26.8	The only detail I want to see Bolton and Pouchy have are their prison bitches.
1:33.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:36.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:37.7	You chump.
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