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The deals are endless. Hey Howie, what I'd like to see at the presidential debates, primarily the

Democratic ones, is a staircase erected on the stage that is an exact duplicate of the stairs to

board Air Force One. Each candidate would be required to climb those stairs and

demonstrate that they can board Air Force One on the first try.

If they fail, they would be labeled, you chump.

So now it turns out there's some fuzziness about whether Hunter Biden actually knew who was paying millions

for his artwork or didn't know at all who they were as claimed originally by the White House.

It's pretty simple to solve.

Just call up and say,

Hunter, you don't know me. But I bought one of your paintings

and I need a favor from your father.

You'll find out real quick if he knows who didn't and buy him.

Mr. Biden, what are your plans for the weekend?

Well, man, I'm going to pack up some wooden box and out Skellohere.

Hunter and I will go out to the garage and watch the Green Bay Falcons against the Tampa Bay Super Bowl.

If it gets too called out there, we'll just throw some more documents in the fire.

Ooh, what are you supposed to talk about that?

Sorry.

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