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The deals are endless. Yes, it's come to my attention that Joe Biden in support of his son Hunter is going to take over the company, go daddy.

That stray cat in Palm Beach should be named Nicky.

However, that may dissuade Taylor from adopting her.

I believe every verifiable dissent that the slaves should receive a payment and since

representative bolognes that we can spread that out over a few years how about

a dollar a year for the next trillion years how does that sound?

that sound?

Nicky says no thanks to no labels.

Like she said no thanks to running against Donald Trump.

Hey Howie, how about we invest in the American taxpayers with $32 trillion worth of reparations?

We can fund it by redistributing the Democrat Party's pension funds.

Jamal Bowman wants $14 trillion for reparations.

Does he know that he voted to send everybody's money over to

Zilinsky? What's Ukrainian for dumbass?

I'm sick of Donald Trump on respecting the ladies.

Y'all remember the time he called that college I'm sick of Donald Trump respecting the ladies.

Y'all remember the time he called that college girl a lion-dog-faced pony rider?

That was bad it!

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