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While the...

While... While being interviewed by Neil Cavuto, Mickey Haley said a rising tide lifts all swamp boats.

Joe says the FAA is launching a recruitment campaign for workers with severe intellectual disabilities and psychiatric problems so that Hunter can get a job.

Two questions, how we?

One, how long until we can expect the Democrat Party to form a special committee to look into the

Antifa insurrection outside the White House?

And two, would Jerry Nadler or any of the other

Democrats care to revise their statement on whether or not Antifa is, quote, a myth? Just

asking for a friend. The reason I'm not wearing a dye is not because they want to make me look younger.

I already look young enough.

It's because they don't want me to follow in the footsteps of Jeffrey Epstein.

I'm reading the news today. I can't believe that guy came west.

Crating around his wife, Bailey dressed, makes it look like she's pornographic walking around a nude. Oh wait a second. Oh no that's a picture of Jeff Bios and Lori Sanchez. Sorry about that.

Hey, Nathan Wade, when you're out on business with Fanny you're not supposed to be out given Fanny the business

Over in Iowa. It's colder than Hillary's T.

Oh wait, I use a bad word there.

Over in Iowa, it's colder than a witch's T.

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