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Go to ReadyWise.com and use code Howie 15 to get 15% off your next purchase. Yes. Crazy Maisie Hirono asked Pete Higgs.

If he started drinking, he would resign from his position because it was a 24-7 job.

I don't understand what the problem is. I was a 24-7 drinker, and I never let becoming a senator stop me.

Joe Pete's saying our economy is booming. Yeah, it's being blown to smithereens.

If you outlaw menthol cigarettes, then only outlaws will have menthol cigarettes.

The name Dick Blumenthal makes Pete Hagestaff look like Patton or Schwarzkopf, by compare.

Hey, Howie, this Elizabeth Warren.

After that grill, and if Peter Hanksuff gave me today, can I get myself a menthol, please?

Heard Jack Smith was whining about his plans to railroad Donald Trump with more lawfare

so he could finally be one of the cool kids, and he would have gotten away with it, too,

if not for those blasted kids and their dog, I mean the voters.

Pete Hanks sat here, and in closing to this committee during this

absorbent hearing,

you want me on that wall.

You need me on that wall.

The senators are worried about alcohol consumption

for the Secretary of Defense.

Bluto from Animal House turned out just fine, Senator John Blutarsky.

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