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Hi, I'm Dan Rather.

We have late breakingbreaking news that Holly Carr has called it.

Trump is the Republican nominee. It's over for the rest of them. This is Dan

Rather, the light-breaking news.

I see the Pentagon is concerned that Taylor Swift is a front for a covert political

agenda. All kinds of agents have volunteered to go under cover.

Joe Biden said he was unaware Hunter defied a subpoenas.

To those who are triggered by trips to the grocery store because of inflation.

I say, look fat, perhaps you should go on a diet.

Now I know this is a family show, however, I bet I wasn't the only one who got nauseous

hearing Dr Jill talk about quote vigorous branded.

Hunter Biden spent a hundred and seventy thousand dollars on adult entertainment

I guess the adults are back in charge. $20,000 on adult entertainment.

I guess the adults are back in charge.

Fanny, down in Fulton County, Georgia,

has not only engaged in prostitution,

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